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Goatmoose

About This

GoatMoose is a thing done by Jeff Saporito. It contains general humorous writing, product reviews, video game reviews, tech-related news and info, and any other pieces that seem humorous or worth writing about for a few cheap laughs. There’s not a lot of focus here, but that’s the result of having a mind that always goes in 10 different directions.

I am a writer and, as of 1/4/10, a furniture salesman from Pittsburgh, PA. In addition to this site, I write for Test Freaks, iGadgetLife and various other publications on the web. My mind is also constantly coming up with tons of ideas for short stories, novels and screenplays that I hope to someday soon put the effort towards actually bringing to life. I am always available for hire if you are in need of finely crafted words.

Email here.
Twitter here.
Other things (port/resume) here.

The site will also contain the occasional paid review.  This is not because I’m a sellout or want to suffocate you with reviews I’m being sponsored to write.  Just… hell, I’ve gotta buy food, you know?  It’ll also contain the occasional non-paid review of things I just happen to have around the house, or gifts I receive.  It’ll be clear which is which.

Disclosure: Some of the reviews on this site may be sponsored reviews.  Any sponsored reviews will be stated as such in their individual posts.