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Thomas Dekker, where is your shirt?
May 18th, 2009 at 8:39 pm » Comments (0)
Thomas Dekker is a little strange. I have known this for a while. Any candid footage I've seen of him, he's oddly flamboyant and very un-John Connor. ...more »Could this post really be avoided? Susan Boyle.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:59 am » Comments (0)
Susan Boyle is so popular that even a caveman would have heard of her. She said she wanted to be as popular as Elaine Paige, and it took her ...more »Billy Bob Thornton on Q TV Video
April 10th, 2009 at 7:40 am » Comments (0)
Billy Bob has spoken out over the past year about how he hates acting and hates Hollywood. I read somewhere a while back that he said he'll keep doing ...more »Adam Lambert, former Biblical slave
April 8th, 2009 at 8:06 pm » Comments (0)
Adam Lambert has been the most discussed character on this year's season of American Idol. Some love him, many hate him, but nobody can deny his fiercely perfect ability ...more »Kal Penn shoots himself in the head for Obama
April 7th, 2009 at 4:00 pm » Comments (0)
Kal Penn disappeared from the cast of House the other night. Now we all know why. To the left we can see our jolly President embracing Penn in a rather ...more »Dan Aykroyd wants to drink from your skull.
April 7th, 2009 at 3:47 pm » Comments (0)
Crystal Head Vodka is a new "triple-Herkimer diamond-filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure-spirit vodka" that comes in a glass head. Wtf. It's somewhere around $55 for a bottle of what I've ...more »Shawn Johnson erects all sorts of trouble
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm » Comments (0)
Sixteen hours ago I'd never heard of this little person. This seems to be because I couldn't give a sack of skittles less about gymnastics. Today, I know ...more »Properly Punching Hookers: By Vince Offer, “ShamWow Guy”
March 31st, 2009 at 10:33 pm » Comments (0)
As you may have heard by now, it was recently released that the ShamWow guy, aka Vince Offer, aka Vince Shlomi, was arrested in February for beating up a hooker. ...more »Rainn Supreme
March 28th, 2009 at 1:22 pm » Comments (0)
Every so often throughout the course of time, an influential figure emerges that redefines cool, and slays the babies of normalcy. These figures live on as precedent for future ...more »Joaquin Phoenix rap show brawl (or something)
March 12th, 2009 at 1:24 pm » Comments (0)
The artist-formerly-known-as-a-good-actor-who-quit-acting-for-no-reason-to-become-a-hip-hop-star was doing a "rap show" when a "heckler" yelled some angry stuff at him. He got "irate" and "launched himself" upon the fellow, and was escorted out ...more »




